LES MIS HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE!
Teacher: Count in twos for me?
Me: 2. 4. 6. OHHHHH ONNNNEEE!!!
Homework: I'm due tomorrow and you haven't done me!
Me: What have I done? Sweet Jesus what have I done?
Head Teacher: Exam season is emerging.
Me: I dreamed a dream in time gone by!!!!
Director: I have casted our next play.
Me: Who am I?
Friends: We'll come to your house later.
Me: MY BAND OF SOAKS, MY DEN OF DISSOLUTE'S, MY DIRTY JOKES, MY ALWAYS PISSED AS NEWTS, MY SONS OF WHORES, SPEND THEIR LIVES IN MY INN!
Class: *misbehaving while teacher is coming down the halls*
Me: IT'S THE POICE! DISAPPEAR! RUN FOR IT! IT'S JAVERT!
Person: What is your favourite colour?
Me: RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!
Crush: *gives me a friendly smile*
Me: In my life, there's been no one like him, anywhere, anywhere where he is. If he asked, I'd be his.
Crush: I'm going to see my girlfriend now.
Me: He was never mine to lose!
Mother: It's raining out! PLEASE WEAR YOUR COAT!
Me: NO! *walks out in the pouring rain* On my own, pretending he's beside me!
Person: So when are you going away.
Me: Oooooonnneee daaaaayyyy moooorrrre!
Person: I can't hear a thing!
Me: Do you hear the people sing?
Classmate: I overheard our teacher saying we had homework today.
Me: HERE ON THESE STONES WE SHOULD BUILD OUR BARRICADE!
Little Sister: What do you know about my school?
Me: I know their ways, fought their wars, done my time, in my youth.
Mother: Can you please not go out in the rain and sing again?
Me: Don't you fret, Monsieur Marius, I don't feel any pain, a little fall of rain, can hardly hurt me now!
Person: Can you explain Les Mis to me?
Me: There's a grief that can't be spoken, there's a pain goes on and on.
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